meet mimi. she is a very special cat. full name: jemima butters skovron. likes: batting her food around like she's david beckham. dislikes: people making fun of her fatsacks. interested in: watching the world go by outside (see above photo). for a view of the other side, see below.
at some point in our otherwise non-overbearing, non-fussy ways, mimi became our baby. we think that she talks to us. that she has very real, very human emotions. she doesn't sit on our laps to keep herself warm, but rather to keep us company. she doesn't reow nonstop in the morning because she's ravenous, but rather because she wants to conduct a meaningful conversation with us. she doesn't throw her kitty litter all over the bathroom floor as a result of her cat instinct to cover her rude bits, but rather as a teenage lash-out at her parents.
so, ok, yes we are a little bit deluded. but this cat is damn cute and stinkin' hilarious.
thought there might be some deeper intention to this post? nope.
-- R.
at some point in our otherwise non-overbearing, non-fussy ways, mimi became our baby. we think that she talks to us. that she has very real, very human emotions. she doesn't sit on our laps to keep herself warm, but rather to keep us company. she doesn't reow nonstop in the morning because she's ravenous, but rather because she wants to conduct a meaningful conversation with us. she doesn't throw her kitty litter all over the bathroom floor as a result of her cat instinct to cover her rude bits, but rather as a teenage lash-out at her parents.
so, ok, yes we are a little bit deluded. but this cat is damn cute and stinkin' hilarious.
thought there might be some deeper intention to this post? nope.
-- R.
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